How to Turn Your LinkedIn Profile Into a Pokémon Card
Because “results-driven professional” won’t get you remembered — but Psychic/Steel-type growth alchemist might.
Let’s be honest: your LinkedIn profile isn’t working as hard as you are. It’s a glorified spreadsheet of job titles, skill endorsements from ex-colleagues you barely remember, and motivational nonsense you copied from a HubSpot blog in 2019.
Time to fix that — by turning your career into a Pokémon card.
Yes, really.
🧩 Step 1: Download Your LinkedIn DNA
Go to your LinkedIn profile > Ressources
Select Save to PDF. You’ll get a nice little .pdf file that contains all your buzzwords and burnout neatly packaged.
This is your starter pack.
🧠 Step 2: Extract Your Persona Stats
Forget the titles — decode the essence:
- Type: Psychic/Data? Steel/Fighting? You choose.
- HP: How much nonsense can you survive?
- Moves: Think Emarsys Surge, Power BI Burst, Predictive Precision. Every tool becomes an attack.
- Weaknesses: Dirty Data, Strategic Solitude, Corporate Buzzwords.
- Foil Aesthetic: Retro-futurism? Binary shimmer? Misty forest of marketing regrets?
This is where the real positioning happens.
🎨 Step 3: Build the Card Prompt
Here’s how to tell Sora, MidJourney, or DALL·E what you want:
“Holographic Pokémon card of a data-driven strategist in minimalist techwear, surrounded by glowing Power BI dashboards, segmentation flows, and analytics orbits. Background: cinematic Japanese forest. Lighting: moody, soft flares. Rarity: Mythic.”
Boom. Instant brand recognition. Also: meme fuel.
🎯 Why Bother?
Because people scroll.
Because nobody remembers a CV.
Because your unique blend of growth strategy, analytics, and caffeine deserves a better container.
Plus, it’s fun. And useful. And terrifyingly accurate when done right.
Want help generating yours?
I build these as part of strategic brand work — the kind that turns “Head of Marketing” into a Legendary Growth-Class Datawalker.
→ Contact me
→ Or find me on LinkedIn before I pivot to Pokémon full-time